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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g €75
5g €100
10g €150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g €60
5g €130
10g €200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g €70
1g €120
2g €200
5g €400
10g €700

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Comments (7)

NugLifeForever

NugLifeForever Jul 15, 2026 08:08

bro the timing on this is? Ayia Napa been dry and now Viva Che Weed Shop Ayia Napa drops in. Thank u universe
Hashim_H

Hashim_H Jul 17, 2026 21:21

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powder007

powder007 Jul 19, 2026 10:34

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hashbrown99

hashbrown99 Jul 21, 2026 23:47

Trip report about Siberian Haze from Viva Che Weed Shop Ayia Napa

00:00
I roll a joint and light it sweetly. It draws easily and I immediately feel the pressure on my throat. After a couple of drags, I started coughing, but I kept smoking. My friend took the joint from me and inhaled calmly, as if her lungs were made of titanium. We exchanged glances and started giggling—apparently, that bud-fueled lightness and carefreeness I love had already set in somewhere in our heads.

00:07
My friend lit a cigarette, and I sat there staring at the trees. I got high, and right away. It felt like a regular, good high from a whole bud. And it didn't even feel any different from the broken bud. The high gradually hits hard, and my friend also enjoyed it, even though she's not a fan of indica.

00:15
After finishing smoking and grabbing everything, we decided to head outside. Fidgeting and gathering ourselves, we seemed to be creating a silly scene from a movie where we're stoned and trying to find something we thought we needed. My friend put on some makeup and we hit the road. A sluggish, adventurous journey.
00:25
We left the apartment, and a blast of fresh air immediately hit us. I wanted to breathe it in before the heat we were about to enter. The high is consistently strong, my eyes catch on anything visible and I confidently walk forward. My friend is starting to joke around and is already trying to talk some kind of scam into me. The typical "indica high" begins: a calm settles in your body, mixed with lethargy, and you can't decide whether to sit down or keep walking, but you feel equally high in any position.

00:50
It's hard to hold one thought for more than a minute—they collapse like a house of cards, and you're on to the next one before you even notice. It's a high-level thulite, and you can even feel its own pineal annoyances. For example, walking feels a little strange—as if my shoes are a little too big and my steps are unnaturally slow, even though everything is fine. From the outside, I'm sure my friend and I look no different from the people around us, but it's always this pineal ration.
1:20
My friend starts a random conversation, and I try to really get into it, but sometimes... it's just... off-putting. I keep coming back to this, but neither of us takes offense, since we're both in that state. And when we finally manage to connect, we delve into the meaning of what she said earlier, laughing at how far we've gotten.
1:40
Havingn't decided on a final route, we head deeper into the streets to get lemonade.. the suffocation is still noticeable, even more so because of this stuffiness. My brain feels like it's turned to plasticine
2:00
We stopped at a small shop and picked up our lemonade. Our mood instantly lifted as we took our first sip. A first sip full of freshness. As my friend said, "An antipyretic salvo." This definitely saved our trip, and the rest of our walk felt more comfortable. The effect lingered and didn't subside at all.

2:30-…
As you might have guessed, we strolled for a long time. Along the way, we stopped at a bar and smoked another joint with a glass of water. The good old smoke had a different, but no less powerful effect. The dryness had become more noticeable after the water, and the high had once again enveloped me in its captivating embrace. We emerged onto a road, the houses around us like sets, and we glided between them like characters in a scene no one was filming. A friend might say something and not finish it, but I still understood what she meant. A kind of silent, deadened agreement.

Conclusion
The aftereffects lingered for a good two hours, even after we'd snacked some sandwich. The foggy feeling in my head left a distinct trace of the high. By late evening, it felt like we'd emerged from a slumberous trance. My eyelids drooped, my shoulders relaxed, and after grabbing some ice cream, I texted my friend to start rolling a joint. As you can imagine, Friday evening was fantastic.
I woke up feeling full and clear-headed, thirsty and eager to get high again. That's all for me. 💨
yellowbrickhigh

yellowbrickhigh Jul 24, 2026 12:00

Trip report about Gold Hash from Viva Che Weed Shop Ayia Napa


When I got home, I unwrapped the duct tape and two ziplock bags, and the aroma of hashish was coming through.

The weight was exactly as stated.

So, to be fair, I took two medium-sized hits. They light well on a cigarette, the hashish doesn't melt or soak into the cigarette. It burns well and quickly. It's easy to smoke without coughing.

I got a middling high, felt cheerful, and wanted to chat and laugh. I was glued to the TV, drinking a beer. About 30 minutes later, I decided to have another smoke, took three medium ones, and the effect became more noticeable. It didn't crush me into the couch, but rather made me want to do something. I tidied up the kitchen a bit, then took three more, these were big ones, took a smoke, and went to bed ready to sleep until morning. After that, I didn't even notice I was asleep.
The next day, after working my shift, I drank a little strong, ate, and took three big ones. I was pretty high, but I felt like doing something again, so I sat down at the computer and started playing music. After sitting there for an hour, I went for another drink and took three more big ones, which made me feel even better. I sat down and continued playing music... I was glued to the program all evening. Finally, pleased with myself for keeping busy all evening without any hiccups, I took three more and lay down... Fell asleep again. I still have some smokes today, but it's time to write a trip...

Overall, I'm happy with everything. I give it a solid A+ for everything... I'll give the hashish a B+, because I prefer stronger stuff. It's okay to smoke if you have a high tolerance, but you need to do something else at the same time, because you can get things done without any problems while on it.

It's fine for those with a high tolerance, but not for those who smoke occasionally and not everywhere, as it can leave them feeling broken for a long time. 💯🥴
JohnnyBlaze_OG

JohnnyBlaze_OG Jul 26, 2026 01:13

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CokeCowboy Jul 28, 2026 14:26

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