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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | $60 |
| 5g | $130 |
| 10g | $200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | $70 |
| 1g | $120 |
| 2g | $200 |
| 5g | $400 |
| 10g | $700 |
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Comments (7)
MaryJane_fan Jul 15, 2026 14:14
DankDan Jul 17, 2026 03:27
BlazeItHomie Jul 19, 2026 16:40
RastaManFred Jul 21, 2026 05:53
00:00 - I poured about 0.40 mg into the joint. I start lighting it, it smolders perfectly, without any secondary smoke, everything burns out just right! The smoke is beautiful white, I take my first hit! It goes down easily, it's very aromatic and delicious. I didn't notice any difference when I exhaled, but after a few seconds, it starts to really choke me! And it all turns into a near-burp!
00:05 - I feel myself breaking out in a sweat, it gets hot, the suffocation is gone! My eyes are red and like a Chinese person, I feel like I'm high! Bad thoughts leave my mind, I turn on some music and just start enjoying myself! The weather is just wonderful, all sorts of flies are flying, the kids are playing!
00:10 - I decide to try again, pour a little less, and start lighting the contents! The smoke is still wonderful, I draw this captivating aroma into my lungs, exhale, and cough! And I realize I'm incredibly thirsty, I need to dry out! I grab a cola, take a small sip, and I'm even more stoned! I'm sitting there lighting a cigarette, it's so heavy! Each puff feels like it's carrying me further and further! I want to lie down for a bit! After lying there, I realize helicopters are flying towards me!
00:30 - Got up, ran, and got some shavings! Washed my face, wet the top of my head, and went out for a smoke! As I sit there smoking, I realize I'm doing great, wow! A can of unsmoked cigarettes would overdose, and I've had two! I finished the cigarette, sat there for a bit, and let my head fly! 00:50 - And I went to eat, because my stomach was already growling, after snacking on a couple of sandwiches and washing it all down with tea! I lay down for a bit and rested!
01:20 - After resting, I went to smoke another joint, because I really liked this bud! After smoking, I lit a cigarette and started chatting with my brother, to which he repeatedly told me, "Bro, where are you, don't be stupid!" And it was so bad for me that I was simply constantly distracted by something, either animals, text messages on my phone, or people passing by! 💯
ChronicMike88 Jul 24, 2026 18:06
After opening the package, I got to the treasured stone. The hashish itself is dark in color, very hard and pressed. When broken, it has a pleasant dark green color and the texture of good hash.
The aroma is distinctly pine-like, with hints of resin. It was very difficult to separate a piece for smoking, so I used a utility knife blade. When heated, the hashish becomes pliable and easier to mold into smoking pieces.
Testing:
00:00 – 00:20
I prepared everything I needed for smoking and began the test: cigarette, piece, bottle. A thin stream of smoke filled the entire bottle, and as soon as the piece burned out, I immediately inhaled this sweet nectar. The taste is pleasant, with light pine notes, but it does make you cough a bit. The first effects appear almost immediately: a lightheadedness, red eyes, and
an instant smile. You immediately feel a sense of peace and a desire to simply lose yourself in your thoughts and think nothing of anything. Your body is also relaxed, slightly cottony,
the indica dominance of this hashish is noticeable.
00:20 – 01:30
The effects peaked, and I, quite stoned, moved to the couch and simply binged on YouTube. A little later, I called a friend and invited him to test the hash with me. While all this was going on,
the effects showed no signs of subsiding, the same high, and I didn't smoke any more. After smoking, we laid down our cards, but didn't play for a long time because it was difficult to concentrate on the game,
and we kept getting distracted by all sorts of nonsense and jokes.
1:30–2:00 AM
After seeing my friend off, I started feeling hungry, growing more and more with each passing minute. I love cooking something interesting while high, so I immediately headed to the kitchen
and started preparing pasta with meat and a salad. The process went unnoticed, as if I'd forgotten about everything except the food and its preparation. After a hearty snack, I noticed the effects subsided, and a slight fatigue set in. That's how I spent the day with hashish.
Aftereffects
Absent-mindedness, fatigue, and a severe dry mouth.
Conclusion
Many thanks to Comandante Herb Supply Auckland; it was delicious. The hashish is high-quality, and I'm sure connoisseurs of this product will love it.
My rating: 9 out of 10. 🌑😏
MidnightToker Jul 26, 2026 07:19
TerraceToker Jul 28, 2026 20:32