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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | $60 |
| 5g | $130 |
| 10g | $200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | $70 |
| 1g | $120 |
| 2g | $200 |
| 5g | $400 |
| 10g | $700 |
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Comments (7)
LoudPackLarry Jul 15, 2026 11:23
Dr_Greenthumb Jul 17, 2026 00:36
CannabisCritic Jul 19, 2026 13:49
ChronicExplorer Jul 21, 2026 02:02
After taking a shower, I got down to the fun part. I unpacked the bud, and a pleasant aroma immediately began to disperse. After taking out the bud, I began to grind it up. First, I cut it into pieces with a knife, then grind it in a grinder. Having prepared everything for the bud, I poured about 180 mg into the joint and lit it. The smoke was thick and came in with a slight irritation and coughing, along with an earthy taste.
Around 12:00 AM, the first effects were immediate. I felt a subtle but noticeable hit, and a pleasant wave of numbness coursed through my body. A pleasant laziness also began to envelop my body. I sat listening to music and relaxing, and time flew by. I sat and relaxed. About thirty minutes later, I decided to try another bud to enhance the experience. This time, I didn't cough, but my throat still scratched a little. The effects intensified. I plopped down in a chair, continued listening to music, and relaxed.
1:00 AM, the effects were still going strong. I was in a great mood, and I was smiling widely. It wasn't too dry, but it was noticeable, and I wasn't quite ready for food yet. I sat staring at the TV, killing time, as I had a ton of it. After about twenty minutes, I started feeling incredibly dry and didn't feel like eating. I trudged to the kitchen and had a good goulash and washed it down with beer. Then I came back and continued watching TV. About fifteen minutes later, I decided to get one more puff. This time I coughed a little, not much. After that, the effects intensified a little more. Overall, I was having a great time.
03:00 the effects began to subside little by little, but smoothly and softly, which is good, and hasn’t completely let up yet. 😎🌱
MidnightToker Jul 24, 2026 15:15
When I got home, I unwrapped the duct tape and two ziplock bags, and the aroma of hashish was coming through.
The weight was exactly as stated.
So, to be fair, I took two medium-sized hits. They light well on a cigarette, the hashish doesn't melt or soak into the cigarette. It burns well and quickly. It's easy to smoke without coughing.
I got a middling high, felt cheerful, and wanted to chat and laugh. I was glued to the TV, drinking a beer. About 30 minutes later, I decided to have another smoke, took three medium ones, and the effect became more noticeable. It didn't crush me into the couch, but rather made me want to do something. I tidied up the kitchen a bit, then took three more, these were big ones, took a smoke, and went to bed ready to sleep until morning. After that, I didn't even notice I was asleep.
The next day, after working my shift, I drank a little strong, ate, and took three big ones. I was pretty high, but I felt like doing something again, so I sat down at the computer and started playing music. After sitting there for an hour, I went for another drink and took three more big ones, which made me feel even better. I sat down and continued playing music... I was glued to the program all evening. Finally, pleased with myself for keeping busy all evening without any hiccups, I took three more and lay down... Fell asleep again. I still have some smokes today, but it's time to write a trip...
Overall, I'm happy with everything. I give it a solid A+ for everything... I'll give the hashish a B+, because I prefer stronger stuff. It's okay to smoke if you have a high tolerance, but you need to do something else at the same time, because you can get things done without any problems while on it.
It's fine for those with a high tolerance, but not for those who smoke occasionally and not everywhere, as it can leave them feeling broken for a long time. 💯🥴
TerraceToker Jul 26, 2026 04:28
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