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Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
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Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.
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Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.
| 3g | $75 |
| 5g | $100 |
| 10g | $150 |
Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.
| 2g | $60 |
| 5g | $130 |
| 10g | $200 |
High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.
| 0.5g | $70 |
| 1g | $120 |
| 2g | $200 |
| 5g | $400 |
| 10g | $700 |
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Comments (7)
CokeCowboy Jul 15, 2026 13:37
yellowbrickhigh Jul 17, 2026 02:50
JohnnyBlaze_OG Jul 19, 2026 15:03
powder007 Jul 21, 2026 04:16
00:00 - I take another puff. Let's smoke it, let's go in softly. I can feel how the legends will be remembered. I see it’s enough to dry my throat.
00:02 - Another puff. We smoke joints, a light taste in the mouth. My throat is dry, but I can’t cough.
00:03 — I light a joint. I sit quietly, listening to music. There is a ringing sound in the ears, but it is weak.
00:05 - I'm starting to feel the warmth in my body. The head is light, the look is soft. I’m watching the movie, but I don’t start it – I’m just staring at the screen.
00:08 - Reactions are getting stronger. I pick up the phone, marvel at the information, but I don’t understand – my thoughts have become sticky.
00:10 — I feel like the hour has slowed down. The eyes become important, the bits turn red. The music sounds duller, especially the bass.
00:12 — A slight pressure on the forehead, or even a receiving one. There is silence in my head, no pressure or paranoia.
00:15 - Reaching for water. I pour a bunch of bags, and it turns out that water is the most delicious river in the world.
00:18 - I marvel at the laptop: the colors look bright, the light is warm. I can feel the leather from the fabric to the clothing.
00:20 — Let’s relax even more. I lean back on the chair, my legs are already filled with lead, but it’s a thrill.
00:25 — I start the movie, but I find myself enjoying the sound more than the pictures. The music and background on the table are so voluminous that you just want to listen.
00:30 - Peak. The smile itself is obvious. I sit and enjoy the moment, my thoughts have completely disappeared, my head is clear.
00:40 - A slight hunger appears. I take some snacks, and the skin feels like it’s bursting with relish. It’s enough for me, I’ll take it easy.
00:55 — The effect is stable. The film is here, but respect is not enough. I concentrate more on the feelings in my body – warmth and greater relaxation.
01:20 — I sense a slight decline. My eyes are dry, I pour a little water. Still high, but without any importance in my head.
01:50 - I can now get up without any problems. The body is relaxed, and the arms are light. My head is calm.
02:30 — Having had a light sleep and a bath, lie down, close your eyes and fall asleep listening to music. Clean and smooth descent.
Rating:
Smell: 9/10
Relish: 8.5/10
Effect: 10/10 (after a pause, punching deep) 😮💨
NugLifeForever Jul 24, 2026 17:29
When I got home, I unwrapped the duct tape and two ziplock bags, and the aroma of hashish was coming through.
The weight was exactly as stated.
So, to be fair, I took two medium-sized hits. They light well on a cigarette, the hashish doesn't melt or soak into the cigarette. It burns well and quickly. It's easy to smoke without coughing.
I got a middling high, felt cheerful, and wanted to chat and laugh. I was glued to the TV, drinking a beer. About 30 minutes later, I decided to have another smoke, took three medium ones, and the effect became more noticeable. It didn't crush me into the couch, but rather made me want to do something. I tidied up the kitchen a bit, then took three more, these were big ones, took a smoke, and went to bed ready to sleep until morning. After that, I didn't even notice I was asleep.
The next day, after working my shift, I drank a little strong, ate, and took three big ones. I was pretty high, but I felt like doing something again, so I sat down at the computer and started playing music. After sitting there for an hour, I went for another drink and took three more big ones, which made me feel even better. I sat down and continued playing music... I was glued to the program all evening. Finally, pleased with myself for keeping busy all evening without any hiccups, I took three more and lay down... Fell asleep again. I still have some smokes today, but it's time to write a trip...
Overall, I'm happy with everything. I give it a solid A+ for everything... I'll give the hashish a B+, because I prefer stronger stuff. It's okay to smoke if you have a high tolerance, but you need to do something else at the same time, because you can get things done without any problems while on it.
It's fine for those with a high tolerance, but not for those who smoke occasionally and not everywhere, as it can leave them feeling broken for a long time. 💯🥴
Hashim_H Jul 26, 2026 06:42
GreenThumbPete Jul 28, 2026 19:55