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Trip report about Siberian Haze from Che's Revolution Herb Shop Andijon

0:00 — Substance Introduction

The subject notes a light aroma—sweet berry, with hints of earth and resin. The first few inhalations are soft and do not irritate the mucous membranes. The aftertaste is printer-like, fruity and pine-like.

0:05 — First Effects

A slight pressure appears in the forehead and eyelids. Motor skills remain stable. The mood is slightly elevated, with a tendency toward talkativeness and humor. A satisfied smile periodically appears on the subject's face. Anxiety levels are reduced.

Objective observations: pulse rate is 98 beats per minute, blood pressure is within normal limits.

0:15 — Peak Cognitive Stimulation

The subject demonstrates increased associative thinking and mild hyperfocus. Attention easily switches between topics, and creativity increases.
Subjective description:

"Thoughts flow like syrup, viscous and delicious."
Noted: enhanced musical perception, especially low frequencies. Color contrasts seem warmer, and the world in general is perceived as more positive and cheerful.

0:35 — Onset of the physical phase

Brain stimulation gradually gives way to physical relaxation. A feeling of "heavy body" appears, but without drowsiness. The subject describes the state as
"like lying in thick berry jelly, which has penetrated every cell of the body and seems to have replaced the brain."

Emotional state:
calm, satisfaction, lack of anxiety.

Physiological effects:
mild tingling and warmth in the extremities, dry mouth.

1:10 — Maximum indication phase

A sustained sedative effect is achieved. The subject is prone to contemplation, meditation, and slowing down speech. Auditory and gustatory sensations are heightened.

When asked to perform a simple arithmetic problem, the subject smiles and says,
"Math is too difficult for me right now, and I'm too lazy to calculate anything..."
The subject spends most of the time absorbed in themselves, periodically chewing something with an absent expression.

2:00 — Post-peak stage

Return of cognitive clarity. The mood is consistently positive, the body feels light. Appetite is moderately increased.
The subject demonstrates social openness and a desire for soft philosophical conversations.

2:30 — End of observation

The effects have almost completely worn off. There are no signs of fatigue. Light, natural drowsiness. The mood is even. There are no unpleasant feelings.

3:00 — The subject's condition is stable. The mind is rested, with a slight drowsiness.

Conclusion:

Siberian Haze manifests itself as a balanced hybrid with a pronounced indica dominance. Ideal for evening relaxation, it doesn't cause heavy drowsiness or anxiety. It can be used individually or in a group. Moreover, group use produces a more pronounced effect. Subjective perception: "a soft berry cocoon with elements of meditative clarity." 🤩

Trip report about Gold Hash from Che's Revolution Herb Shop Andijon

00:00
Having prepared myself for water use, I sprinkled about 0.1 liters of hashish crumbs onto the tobacco in the cap and gave it a light light, then let it burn itself out. I blew it up. The initial aroma was very reminiscent of pine and earth, and it really did remind me of the flavor of indica, even though it's a hybrid. I think the indica is dominant.

The effects hit almost immediately, a smile from ear to ear, a heightened mood, and a light, dizzying high in my head.

00:30
I didn't think long, well, almost long... I pulled out a bottle and a cigarette and decided to combine them and take a second hit while using a cigarette. Holy shit, I thought to myself, and it made me smile.

On the cigarette, it burns beautifully; I'm honestly hooked on this beauty.
Inhale-exhale-cough.

I was practically sweating, my first thought was "oh my gosh!" The sativa part was shaking me up, and the high and buzz were both fantastic. The stuff is definitely made from high-quality ingredients.

01:00
I came with my comrade, and he immediately said I was completely wasted. I didn't even try to deny it, I gave my comrade a slap, and he suggested we play PS5 while we had time.

At this point, I feel a pleasant, relaxing warmth and a strong high. I'd rate this state a 9/10. I also wanted to add that the water smoking method increases the consumption of hash by a decent amount.

1:30
I asked my comrades for a second hit, but what the hell? I'm not standing aside and take a third hit. After that, I just wanted to lean my head back in the chair and close my eyes. It was hard to even keep my eyelids open. I was a 10/10 high. My comrades, pleased, said there was still time to go play ice skating. I was stunned and went to bed while I still had time, because after three hits, I was completely wasted. I woke up two hours later with a terrible dry mouth and felt like I was still going strong. I was incredibly hungry, and I needed something sweet. I went to chill out. Gentlemen, thank you for your attention and to the shop for trying some excellent hashish. 🥴🤤

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