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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g $60
5g $130
10g $200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g $70
1g $120
2g $200
5g $400
10g $700

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Comments (7)

ChronicExplorer

ChronicExplorer Jul 15, 2026 05:05

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CannabisCritic

CannabisCritic Jul 17, 2026 18:18

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Dr_Greenthumb

Dr_Greenthumb Jul 19, 2026 07:31

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LoudPackLarry

LoudPackLarry Jul 21, 2026 20:44

Trip report about Siberian Haze from The Guerrilla Grow Almaty

⏱ 00:00 — I smoke my first joint. The smoke looks incredibly thick, like condensed milk, a yellowish-milky color. It enters my lungs rather heavily, pressing heavily on my bellows, immediately triggering a harsh cough. Wow, I've got an evil widow. Tears welled up in my eyes as I coughed. The exhale tastes classic—earthy, with a distinct tart pine note and a somewhat spicy aftertaste. Without hesitation, I take a second hit, then a third, to make sure I nail my horse-cross. My throat is mercilessly scratched, my eyes instantly bloodshot. I feel the first hot wave of warmth running through my body, straight from the top of my head down my spine.

⏱ 00:05 - 00:15 — Entry. It hits me very smoothly, yet with a rock-solid confidence. My heartbeat quickens slightly, the engine starts pounding faster, my palms get a little sweaty—a typical reaction after a good drink, especially when you're already exhausted. I notice my perception of space in the room has changed, and sounds have become somehow three-dimensional, almost tangible. A track was playing in the background, and the bass actually started vibrating somewhere in my chest. "I got high really fast," I think to myself. I decide to go to the kitchen for some water, because the famous dry mouth has crept up on me so unnoticed and has dried out my mouth to the point of being like the Sahara Desert. I walk down the hallway and realize that the gravity in the apartment has been artificially increased. My legs felt completely weak and disobedient, each step a pleasant but heavy drag.

⏱ 00:15 - 01:20 — Plateau. I'd reached a full-blown plateau. It was devastating. And it was devastating, profoundly so. At first, for about ten minutes, I felt a slight high—a swarm of creative thoughts began swirling in my head. I wanted to text someone urgently, so I even pulled out my phone and jotted down a couple of lines of text for the neural network (I sometimes like to generate tracks in a dominant, confident style, without unnecessary shouting, when the mood strikes). But this creative impulse quickly gave way to a powerful, downright knockout indica stone. I sat down on the couch and... sank into the carpet. The patterns seemed so complex, I literally sat there for about ten minutes, staring blankly at the same spot. The physical relaxation was simply cosmic. My muscles were constantly aching from my constant physical work and marathons, but suddenly, all the pain vanished. My body felt like it was wrapped in a heavy lead blanket. The shambling started to become intense, and it was physically impossible to open my eyes wider than a slit. I tried to focus on the TV screen, but the picture was a little blurry. I was in a state of complete indifference and absolute peace. I just sat there, grinning like a fool, and genuinely enjoying how powerfully I was pinned to the couch. I periodically experienced funny moments: I went to the bedroom to get my charger, forgot why I got up halfway there, stood in the middle of the hallway for a long time, and ended up returning with a cup of tea that I don't even remember when I brewed it.

⏱ 01:20 - 02:40 — Subsidence. The effects begin to subside slowly, very gently. The thick fog in my head clears, my thoughts become clear again, but my body still feels incredibly heavy, lazy, and relaxed. I don't even want to get up. I'm so desperate for food that my stomach starts growling loudly throughout the room. I realize I'm just too lazy to cook right now; I don't have the energy to stand at the stove. I leisurely finished my tea and binged on YouTube videos. The after-effects are very mild—a slight drowsiness, total relaxation in every muscle, and an even mood. No worries or paranoia, everything went perfectly. ✌️
ChronicMike88

ChronicMike88 Jul 24, 2026 09:57

Trip report about Cocaine from The Guerrilla Grow Almaty

00:00–00:01

Taking approximately 50-60 mg of cocaine intranasally (through the nose). A bitter, chemical taste in the throat, typical of cocaine. A slight burning feeling in the nasopharynx.

00:02–00:05

Initial sensations: mild euphoria, a surge of energy, increased heart rate. A feeling of "clarity" in thinking, heightened perception. The nose and tongue begin to numb from licking the map earlier, which had residue from drawing the tracks.

00:05–00:15

Suddenly everything around seems interesting, all topics of conversation seem brilliant. The internal dialogue, usually in the background, becomes loud, clear, and incredibly fast. Thoughts race, but each one seems profound and important. The light becomes slightly brighter, more contrasting. The sounds of music are detailed; I can hear every single instrument.
A strong surge of confidence, talkativeness, and a desire for social interaction. A feeling of attractiveness and competence. Fatigue disappears, and appetite diminishes.

00:15–00:45

Increased energy persists, concentration is maintained, and talkativeness increases. I called a friend and just started telling him various topics nonstop. The conversation turned out to be very interesting, and we agreed to meet tomorrow and finish off the rest of the Cocaine together.

00:45–01:15

Beginning of the decline. The euphoria fades, as if a bright light bulb was being smoothly but inexorably turned on. A desire to repeat the experience to recapture the peak sensation.

Bottom Line:

I don't have a lot of experience with Cox; if I'm not mistaken, I've tried it four times. But what surprised me was the euphoria I'd never experienced before, and then I suddenly burst into conversation. The product is quite good and provides the desired cooling effect. It was memorable and stands out from my other experiences, and I'd also like to point out the price, which is well justified by the product's quality. Overall, after another positive experience, I want to thank The Guerrilla Grow Almaty for providing me with this top stuff. I'll definitely use it again and recommend it to everyone. 🤩🥴
RastaManFred

RastaManFred Jul 26, 2026 22:10

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TerraceToker Jul 28, 2026 11:23

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