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Big Devil

Big Devil

Auto-flowering indica-dominant hybrid known for surprisingly large yields despite compact size. Sweet, fruity aroma with notes of tropical citrus and berry candy. Delivers a relaxing, heavy body stone with mild cerebral warmth. Perfect for evening use. Dense, resin-caked buds with deep green and purple hues. THC 20-22%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Legendary hybrid of OG Kush and Durban Poison. One of the most iconic strains ever bred. Rich, complex aroma combining sweet mint, earthy chocolate and a spicy cookie dough finish. Effect is powerful and long-lasting: euphoric rush followed by deep full-body relaxation. Notorious for heavy couch-lock in higher doses. Award-winning classic. THC 25-28%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Siberian Haze

Siberian Haze

Sativa-dominant hybrid developed from classic Haze genetics adapted for northern climates. Crisp, refreshing aroma of pine, lemon zest and spicy herbs. Effect is energetic and cerebral, uplifting focus and creativity without anxiety. Long-lasting daytime high suited for active use. Moderate THC levels make it approachable for experienced and mid-level users alike. THC 18-21%.

3g $75
5g $100
10g $150
Gold Hash

Gold Hash

Traditional pressed hash from the Ketama region of northern Morocco, known as the hash capital of the world. Made from dry-sifted kief of local cannabis plants. Dark brown exterior, soft and pliable inside. Rich, spicy, earthy aroma. Smooth and long-lasting high.

2g $60
5g $130
10g $200
Cocaine

Cocaine

High-purity cocaine hydrochloride. Fine white crystalline powder, no cuts or additives. Sourced directly. Strong stimulant effect — increased energy, focus and euphoria. Fast onset. Tested for purity before dispatch.

0.5g $70
1g $120
2g $200
5g $400
10g $700

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Comments (7)

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GreenThumbPete Jul 15, 2026 20:08

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KiefCollector

KiefCollector Jul 21, 2026 11:47

Trip report about Big Devil from El Comandante Cannabis Abidjan

00:00 - 00:15
The first rocket is loaded and ready to launch. We light the top of the rocket and pull, pull, pull... a thick, milky smoke emerges. Oils immediately begin to settle on the sides of the rocket, confirming our suspicions about the bud's strong oiliness. But damn! We missed a crucial moment, and the smoke from the rocket began to emerge from below, risking dissolving into the surroundings without ever reaching the reporter's lungs. So, with a quick inhale, we raise the rocket rather than lower it.

And then a powerful, burning blast of smoke hits the lungs! The flavor isn't particularly noticeable, a slight sweetness with a fruity note predominates. But all this is overpowered by the strong tobacco; we've already consumed a lot of it. Oils immediately settle on our teeth. What a twist! Without further ado, we load the second rocket, this time monitoring its ascent more closely. And then a second. Smoke in his lungs, and a solid fog from the first can already lingering in his head. already realizing he'd probably had too much, he launched the third, imagined crowning achievement, but in reality, the fatal... rocket launch.

00:20 - 00:55
Somehow finding his way back from the balcony, the reporter realized... realized he needed one more puff and that was it. Sitting his ass down on the sofa and staring at the wall, the reporter began to feel a powerful throb throughout his body. It was as if his eyes were closing on their own, and no amount of effort could open them. His body went limp and completely unresponsive. A wan smile engulfed his face, and his mouth... it felt like everything had dried out, not just his mouth.

For about forty minutes, the reporter was lost in outer space. While traveling there, he heard his cell phone ring, but he couldn't pick it up.

1:10 - 2:00
And only after an hour, with slow movements, more like waves, did the reporter begin to be thrown out of space back to Earth. The shock of the killer bite faded into the background, leaving only a thick fog in his mind. The dizziness was still there, but not as intense as the first thirty minutes. His body remained motionless. His thoughts were clear.

2:00 - 3:25

Around two o'clock, lounging on the couch and idly browsing the internet, the reporter didn't notice how he fell asleep.

Morning
The morning began early, around seven o'clock, and his condition clearly resembled a marijuana hangover. 💚😏
GreenLeafDave

GreenLeafDave Jul 24, 2026 00:00

Trip report about Gold Hash from El Comandante Cannabis Abidjan

Appearance and Smell
The hash itself is a classic: soft, crumbly, and light brown. It crumbles easily between your fingers, not rock-hard like pressed hash, but rather airy and fluffy.
If you squeeze it lightly with your fingers, it becomes sticky and darkens.
The smell after opening the zip-lock is immediately pleasant:
earthy, slightly sweet, with light notes of pine and spice. After crushing a piece between my fingers, the aroma intensified, revealing a warm, resinous scent, very typical of mousse.
Preparation
I break off about 0.2–0.3 cm of hash and crumble it with my fingers.
I mix it with tobacco and stuff it into a joint.
and we begin the test.
Effect timing:
00:00
First hit. The smoke is soft, slightly thicker than from buds.
00:03
After the second piece, the effect gradually begins to hit.
A slight warmth appears in the body, and the eyes begin to feel heavy.
00:07
The effect is already clearly noticeable. The body relaxes, a slight euphoria and a pleasant laziness sets in. The dryness is starting to creep in.
00:15
I go out for a cigarette. After that, the effect is even stronger—a feeling of heaviness in the legs and calm appears.
00:25
I put on the tea. Doing simple things a little slower than usual—thoughts flow calmly, not rushing.
00:40
A friend arrives, and naturally, we continue the test.
01:00
The effect intensifies: the body becomes extremely relaxed, the mood is good. We begin to get stuck in conversation and laugh at little things.
1:30
We're feeling a bit ravenous, so we decide to go to the store for some sweets.
2:00
We feel a bit groggy on the way—we can walk, but it's a bit lazy.
We hang out in the store for about 40 minutes, choosing cookies, chocolates, and dairy products.
3:00
We return home. The effect is still lingering—soft, calm, and relaxing.
3:30
We decide to finish it off a bit more. After another piece, the relaxation intensifies again, and we can barely open our eyes.
4:00
The effect gradually fades, leaving a pleasant tiredness and a good mood.
There's no aftertaste; you just want to lie down and watch something.

Hashish Review
Key Features:
Consistency: soft, crumbly
Color: light brown
Smell: earthy, pine, spicy
Effect: relaxing, warm, slightly euphoric
Best Time: evening, relaxing, with friends
This type of hashish is prized for its smooth smoke and calming effect, perfect for relaxation.

Summary
An excellent hash for a quiet evening.
Pairs well with tea, sweets, and conversation with friends. ✌️🥴
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